14 June 2009
To the Southwest flight attendant, SFO to SAN:
At first I judged you because you were wearing a thick black choker. Not okay. Then I laughed at your 80's lesbo haircut. I'm sorry for assuming that you were inept in the world of fashion and general appearances, and therefore brainless.
You made me laugh with your little rap, and you gave me a free Heineken. Your jokes were actually hilarious. I am still laughing. I am enamored of your crafty homemade sparkly apron. You are the best flight attendant I've ever had.
You set the tone for a glorious weekend getaway.
Thank you,
Rocknerd
To the Southwest flight attendant, SFO to SAN:
At first I judged you because you were wearing a thick black choker. Not okay. Then I laughed at your 80's lesbo haircut. I'm sorry for assuming that you were inept in the world of fashion and general appearances, and therefore brainless.
You made me laugh with your little rap, and you gave me a free Heineken. Your jokes were actually hilarious. I am still laughing. I am enamored of your crafty homemade sparkly apron. You are the best flight attendant I've ever had.
You set the tone for a glorious weekend getaway.
Thank you,
Rocknerd
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